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People have been pestering me for a long long time about what i wanted to do with my life. Well here is the first "list" of things I want to do ... some are mere fantasies but for rest I am damn serious! * I want to get rich. Some people get so rich that they lose all respect for humanity, that’s how rich i want to be 
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** I want to take over hell n attempt a failed a military coup in heaven (at least that’s what those guys are going to think 
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). * I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.
* I want to have a fist fight with Popeye with a "no spinach" clause in place.
* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins. 
* I want to sing a duet each with Taylor swift( not Beyonce ...take that Kanye west
)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.
)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.* I want to fight the Grim reaper under a "no death" clause!
* I want to be wished "happy birthday" by United Nations where all the Nation's leaders stand up in respect and sing the happy birthday song for me. 
* I want to be a scientifically proven an exception to Murphy’s Law.
* I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.
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)* I want to live forever, so far so good.
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** I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book"
* ones have been inspired from the internet ....
Kids arent the only one impressionable ! PS - WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I CHANGE MY MIND !
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the undisputed atheist pope?? not another..
n lets face it.. u'll lose even without the no spinach clause..
run around the globe..next forrest gump..
You will live forever... for now.
I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.)
ha ha ha....u r witty...and I am proud, I gave award 2 right person...superb!!
wait that inspires me...I am writing thing i wanna do...
* I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.
i wana do the same :P
:)
nice wishlist [:)]
@ Vishnu
without spinach ...popeye cant beat olive..lets fact it , he's a spinach addict :P
@ Trooper
I am living the dream of immortality , atleast till i die :D
@ Sid
glad u liked it ..thanks again for the award ..looking forward to reading ur list !!
@ Neha
Gr8 mind think a like :)
@ Sunil
Glad u liked it !!
I guess this is one thing that you can really try doing "I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book" of all the things you have listed :P haha.. that was a very funny post :)
Ha ha ha... lol.. it was tremendous fun reading this post.. thoroughly enjoyed... :D
I wish you write such an international bestselling book and gift it to Chetan Bhagat if possible... :X
@Evanescent thoughts
thanks! .... will surely try once in my life
@Link exchanger seo
thanks
@Karthik
HE would probably be the first one on my list!
* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins.
I liked this one, but seems it will never come true. Hitler is dead, isn't he?
Dude, you've been tagged in my latest post...
interested in link exchange with my blog..http://myfundoo-blog.blogspot.com/...email me ishanbanga03@gmail.com
Many people would find this list funny. Some would find it interesting. And a few would find it intellectual.
It's, indeed, a pleasure to visit here :)
@Ishan
Sure .. will mail u
@Darshan Chande
Glad u liked the blog... people have their perception ..would love to know urs too !
Some aspirations you have!!
just one question though..
why george bush??
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