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People have been pestering me for a long long time about what i wanted to do with my life. Well here is the first "list" of things I want to do ... some are mere fantasies but for rest I am damn serious! * I want to get rich. Some people get so rich that they lose all respect for humanity, that’s how rich i want to be 
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** I want to take over hell n attempt a failed a military coup in heaven (at least that’s what those guys are going to think 
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). * I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.
* I want to have a fist fight with Popeye with a "no spinach" clause in place.
* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins. 
* I want to sing a duet each with Taylor swift( not Beyonce ...take that Kanye west
)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.
)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.* I want to fight the Grim reaper under a "no death" clause!
* I want to be wished "happy birthday" by United Nations where all the Nation's leaders stand up in respect and sing the happy birthday song for me. 
* I want to be a scientifically proven an exception to Murphy’s Law.
* I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.
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)* I want to live forever, so far so good.
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** I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book"
* ones have been inspired from the internet ....
Kids arent the only one impressionable ! PS - WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I CHANGE MY MIND !
