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  People have been pestering me for a long long time about what i wanted to do with my life. Well here is the first "list" of things I want to do ... some are mere fantasies but for rest I am damn serious!
 
* I want to get rich. Some people get so rich that they lose all respect for humanity, that’s how rich i want to be *
 
* I want to take over hell n attempt a failed a military coup in heaven (at least that’s what those guys are going to think ).
 
* I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.
 
* I want to have a fist fight with Popeye with a "no spinach" clause in place.
 
* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins.
 
* I want to sing a duet each with Taylor swift( not Beyonce ...take that Kanye west)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.
 
* I want to fight the Grim reaper under a "no death"  clause!
 
* I want to be wished "happy birthday" by United Nations where all the Nation's leaders stand up in respect and sing the happy birthday song for me.
 
* I want to be a scientifically proven an exception to Murphy’s Law.
 
* I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.)
 
* I want to live forever, so far so good. *
 
* I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book"
 
  * ones have been inspired from the internet ....

Kids arent the only one impressionable ! 

 PS - WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I CHANGE MY MIND  !

17 comments

Vishnu September 30, 2009 at 3:48 AM

the undisputed atheist pope?? not another..
n lets face it.. u'll lose even without the no spinach clause..
run around the globe..next forrest gump..

Trooper Thorn September 30, 2009 at 5:59 AM

You will live forever... for now.

Sid 'Ravan' Kabe September 30, 2009 at 9:05 AM

I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.)

ha ha ha....u r witty...and I am proud, I gave award 2 right person...superb!!

wait that inspires me...I am writing thing i wanna do...

NEHA September 30, 2009 at 9:25 AM

* I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.


i wana do the same :P

:)

sunil September 30, 2009 at 11:31 AM

nice wishlist [:)]

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη September 30, 2009 at 11:50 AM

@ Vishnu
without spinach ...popeye cant beat olive..lets fact it , he's a spinach addict :P

@ Trooper
I am living the dream of immortality , atleast till i die :D

@ Sid
glad u liked it ..thanks again for the award ..looking forward to reading ur list !!

@ Neha
Gr8 mind think a like :)

@ Sunil
Glad u liked it !!

evanescentthoughts October 1, 2009 at 12:26 AM

I guess this is one thing that you can really try doing "I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book" of all the things you have listed :P haha.. that was a very funny post :)

linkexchangerseo October 1, 2009 at 8:28 PM

nice article

Karthik October 1, 2009 at 9:44 PM

Ha ha ha... lol.. it was tremendous fun reading this post.. thoroughly enjoyed... :D
I wish you write such an international bestselling book and gift it to Chetan Bhagat if possible... :X

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη October 1, 2009 at 10:25 PM

@Evanescent thoughts
thanks! .... will surely try once in my life

@Link exchanger seo
thanks

@Karthik
HE would probably be the first one on my list!

Nethra A October 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM

* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins.

I liked this one, but seems it will never come true. Hitler is dead, isn't he?

Karthik October 2, 2009 at 6:09 PM

Dude, you've been tagged in my latest post...

Ishan Banga October 2, 2009 at 7:19 PM

interested in link exchange with my blog..http://myfundoo-blog.blogspot.com/...email me ishanbanga03@gmail.com

Darshan Chande October 2, 2009 at 10:45 PM

Many people would find this list funny. Some would find it interesting. And a few would find it intellectual.

It's, indeed, a pleasure to visit here :)

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη October 3, 2009 at 12:02 AM

@Ishan
Sure .. will mail u

@Darshan Chande
Glad u liked the blog... people have their perception ..would love to know urs too !

Paritosh October 7, 2009 at 1:30 PM

Some aspirations you have!!

RSV October 26, 2009 at 5:54 PM

just one question though..
why george bush??

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