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This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 14; the fourteenth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.

I proposed to a girl she turned me down

Just a dawdling little WHY, while her sister’ frowned!!

Its been six years in the making, going round and round

While the Casanovas run wild, gaining ground !!

We’re lifting weights, we’re curling bars

Dreaming of becoming rock stars

Funky hair styles n acting bizarre

Sipping beer n strumming guitar …

Had our own royal court

Had our very own jester

Even if Zeus threw his bolt

He could still run faster !!

31^st july, a day of the year

Marked by celebrations, soaked by beer

Used bottles, pints, shots n cans

Cursed aloud, while the jester ran !!

We weren’t pirates not even Jack sparrow
But had our very own ‘bay’ n knew how to ‘borrow’

Leviathan n Cerberus tried real hard

But we’re simply sipping beer n strumming guitar…

Undertook a few voyages

Discovered a new land

It wasn’t the 'new world'

But we were the first of our clan !!

These are the days that I recall

Those summers, winters, springs and falls

The faces that I long to see

Can someone somehow return to me

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Note from author : a piece dedicated to all of my friends and all the time we spent together, each line symbolizes the things we did together. The golden days i can't return back to. But one can always hope :)

PS- 31st july is my bday :P

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Hell can't freeze over

Hell can't freeze over

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Ever since I made it one of my long term goals to take over hell ... I have been doing some homework on it ... here i am sharing some interesting finds on this amusing topic ;

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives of heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? (google people google ! )

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.

Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

taken from here

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Top 21 Good Things about Hell

21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.

20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.

19. Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.

18. Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.

17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.

16. Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.

15. No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole's election chances.

14. Well, sure, it's hot, but it's a *dry* heat.

13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!

12. The surprisingly entertaining "Hitler and Kathie Lee Show."

11. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.

10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.

9. Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!

8. Big step up from Bakersfield.

7. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.

6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).

5. Now that you've followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.

4. 52 smmmmmokin' channels of Jim Carrey!

3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.

2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan's knee.

1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.

Sense of humor

Sense of humor

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After reading tons of amazing 55 word fictions on dozens of blogs in the blogosphere .This is my first attempt at the same :
 

Sense of humor

"Have you heard about the new Barack Obama Quarter?"
No ! , why didn't anyone tell me ?
"They had to recall it because his ears kept getting stuck in the vending machines!"
ha! ha! real funny michelle, Good night!
For The president, You sure do lack a sense of humor, Barack, Good night!

 PS - the obama ears joke has been borrowed from the internet, n didnt know who to credit it for !