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This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 14; the fourteenth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.


I proposed to a girl she turned me down

Just a dawdling little WHY, while her sister’ frowned!!

Its been six years in the making, going round and round

While the Casanovas run wild, gaining ground !!



We’re lifting weights, we’re curling bars

Dreaming of becoming rock stars

Funky hair styles n acting bizarre

Sipping beer n strumming guitar …



Had our own royal court

Had our very own jester

Even if Zeus threw his bolt

He could still run faster !!



31st july, a day of the year

Marked by celebrations, soaked by beer

Used bottles, pints, shots n cans

Cursed aloud, while the jester ran !!



We weren’t pirates not even Jack sparrow
But had our very own ‘bay’ n knew how to ‘borrow’

Leviathan n Cerberus tried real hard

But we’re simply sipping beer n strumming guitar…



Undertook a few voyages

Discovered a new land

It wasn’t the 'new world'

But we were the first of our clan !!


These are the days that I recall

Those summers, winters, springs and falls

The faces that I long to see

Can someone somehow return to me



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Note from author : a piece dedicated to all of my friends and all the time we spent together, each line symbolizes the things we did together. The golden days i can't return back to. But one can always hope :)

PS- 31st july is my bday :P


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I want to ...

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  People have been pestering me for a long long time about what i wanted to do with my life. Well here is the first "list" of things I want to do ... some are mere fantasies but for rest I am damn serious!
 
* I want to get rich. Some people get so rich that they lose all respect for humanity, that’s how rich i want to be *
 
* I want to take over hell n attempt a failed a military coup in heaven (at least that’s what those guys are going to think ).
 
* I want to brainwash the pope and The Satan to be my followers and accept me as the Holy saint of atheism and the undisputed atheist pope.
 
* I want to have a fist fight with Popeye with a "no spinach" clause in place.
 
* I want to have a tea party with Karl Marx, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush and Osama bin laden where Hitler is serving muffins.
 
* I want to sing a duet each with Taylor swift( not Beyonce ...take that Kanye west)and Avril lavigne ... But first I want to learn singing.
 
* I want to fight the Grim reaper under a "no death"  clause!
 
* I want to be wished "happy birthday" by United Nations where all the Nation's leaders stand up in respect and sing the happy birthday song for me.
 
* I want to be a scientifically proven an exception to Murphy’s Law.
 
* I want to run around the globe 10 times, singing nothing but country songs.( I actually tried that once but the library lady threw me out.)
 
* I want to live forever, so far so good. *
 
* I want to write a critically acclaimed International best seller book on "how NOT to write a book"
 
  * ones have been inspired from the internet ....

Kids arent the only one impressionable ! 

 PS - WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I CHANGE MY MIND  !