Here is my bus !

Here is my bus !

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        This is the sequel of WHERE IS MY BUS ! … (I’ll advice you to read the part 1 before u read this one... believe me I know, I wrote this thing )
       
        Finally my bus is here (the interesting thing is that it is on time ...wonder what my friend has to say on it )
        All frustrated n upset with that freak stealing my girl n stuff, listening to "where did you sleep last night" by nirvana I get on. I was so angry for a moment I could have punched Mike Tyson (no kidding... I kick ass in Tyson's heavyweight boxing on PS2 )...but the song calmed me down a bit... I get on the long waited bus
        The moment I am in I look around for some empty seat (It’s a long journey and I definitely don’t want to stand my way through it)
        In the process I saw two more hunk freak looking guys (no more hunks for today) sitting (too damn near to each other, if u ask me )...Guys don’t sit like that, no they don’t (may be they are gay...it’s been all coming out of the closet for them after the high court said article 377 isn’t into force anymore) just look at them it’s so obvious(I got no problem with gay people ... I love them, in a non-Gayish way of course! ... it’s like the more they are, more the chances of me getting a decent girlfriend .. Now, lesbians I don’t like... why?..The more they are, higher the odds for me )
        Where was I! Yeah an empty seat!
        There is one by a school kid (little late for a school kid in a bus  ...Shouldn’t he be at school or something ). He has not even taken the window seat (kids these days ..Don’t enjoy the simple things in life...What’s this generation coming to?)
        So I sit down, rest my head on the head-rest n try to get my thoughts together (let’s face it I was upset... at whom? at the girl  ...who else? Superfluous things matter too much to them... )
        After a few minutes the conductor comes n asks where I wanted to go, I tell him n get my ticket. He in turn instead of paying me my change back (ok it was two rupees.. but money is money) gives me two candies instead (I don’t like this candy business ... how would he like it! if I gave him a Cadbury perk n said xyz area pls) But I wasn’t in the mood to react so i take the candies n offer one to the kid.. He takes it (whatever happened to "don’t take candy from strangers" ... maybe I have Mr. goody-2-shoes looks or we have on our hands the "strangers have the best candy" generation  ...Either way...He took the candy) I eat the other one (tasty!) and go back to my thoughts (what are they doing right now? I can bet his hands would be all over those... "Breaks”...You know the drill… break more often if u have a girl sitting behind u ...Google the details, that’s what people seem to be do for everything these day...I say Google will take over the world someday )
       
        What’s that smell, smells something nice..Hey! The kid's got his Tiffin open (Maggie...yummmmeee!Guilty as charged I am a sucker for Maggie ) ... the kid opens up taken out the fork and starts to gulp it down (whatever happened to manners n sharing... no wonder the kids are getting fatter n fatter these days ..Sharing helps loose calories u knows! Sharing the Maggie with me can save a lot of calories for him  ) ... guess what! he offers some to me (am I thinking too loud ) I decline the offer (what? I got my manners all sorted out...Decline the first offer) ...he offers again n says "try some... it’s nice"... (An advice for all such kids don’t offer something twice to me n say it’s nice  ...coz I will accept )I take a bite! Yummy... (Judging by his face it seems I took more he expected.. what? he offered it to me !) ..he takes his fork puts it back n closes the Tiffin (the look on his face said .. am gonna eat it at home .. you Maggie monger).
        I ignore the kid's expression...n get back to my thinking... And eventually the bus stops...Ah! The bus stop... the kid starts to gather his stuff maybe this is his stop! Look at that another damsel (I am still good on that respecting the women thing) looks she is going to get on this bus... (Common kid hurry up ).... One of the probable gays also gets up to go (so long for the "2 down n couple of million more to go”) kid gets off n so does the guy and the girl is now on board looks at the empty seats (I think I have seen her somewhere)..  She starts walking towards the other guy's empty seat (see I told u all go for the superfluous thing  ... the stereotype of tall dark n handsome  ...what about people like me .. Not so tall not so dark n not so handsome )
        No wait! She was going to get the ticket (why couldn’t she be more like me  ...Sit down the conductor will eventually come for ticket  ...he makes a round once in a while after all  ...That’s his job)
        (Hey she is coming towards me ... yippee! take that stereotype! )
       
        She comes to me n says hi [oh! Now, I recognize her... She is ******* (I suggest you use a brute-force attack to break this one ), we used to have tuitions together]
        She tells me she is going to the same "somewhere", I was going to (apparently it pays up to have a few mutual friends...Thanks guys)
    
     n they live happily ever after.  
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