Good bye or Good Riddance ?

Good bye or Good Riddance ?

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2009 is almost over ... few hours more n Time to welcome 2010 ... what a year it was !

Some things shocked us :
MJ's death
Obama Get's Nobel Peace Prize
Rakhi sawant's Swayamwar

Some were just Obvious :
No marriage after Swayamwar
Agyaat movie was a BIG flop

Anyways, now that its time to wrap up things ... here is my last post of the year
a set of two paradoxical poems on the spirit of New year, one contrary to the other.
I am sure we will all find ourselves somewhere BETWEEN the two

Hour by hour, taking shape

A day to remember, A steady gaze

Pack its bags, throw it out

Plenty of moments, I rather forgot

Year is over, it was about time

New ones coming, my hopes up high

Euphoria, just like before

We all know, won’t last much long

Years come in, out years go,

Everyone resolute, no one follows

All those hopes, up in smoke

Real life takes its toll

21st century, First decade ends

09, I bid you fare well

1000s like me, at your funeral

0 walks out, with a lesson learned

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Hours left, Its almost over

All those moments, With me it shared

Plethora of thoughts, lingering on

Please stay, am almost done

Year is over, It had do be

New one brings, new memories to be

Everyone waits, in this foggy night

Words not enough, to narrate this sight

You and me, as witness we stood

Even the night Lit up , a rare blue moon

All is well that ended good

Reality makes way for the jolly mood

2009, what a year it was

0 regrets will do same again if given a chance

1000 more goals, I make this time

0 to be left unachieved, resolution of mine

Wish you all a Happy and Prosperous 2010 !!!

All in a Day's Work

All in a Day's Work

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7 am

Alarm rings, Anil wakes up. He pulls on a his jogging attire and hurries out of the house. It’s the only time of the day he can be free, relaxed and meets his friends. Since he got out of college life has been getting more n more busy with each passing day. Being on his own didn't turn out to be the dream he thought it would be.Within minutes he reaches his usual spot, everyone was already there. It was more of a get together than a workout time, But health is health wheter emotional or physical.Time always seemed to fly by when he was with his friends. Good things don’t last much longer. He glances at the watch, time to head home, back to the rat race where no one ever wins. Headphone in his ears walking down the road looking at the machinery called society warming up for yet another day. A motorcycle races by him, almost hitting him.
"The bike must be at atleast 80 kmph" he thought, Why did this fellow leave the rest of the wide road n almost drove headfirst in me?
"people like you should die in accidents" He almost blurted out.



9am

Reena: “what was that noise?”

Suresh :“sounded like a crash”


a motorcycle crashes with a bus. Rider badly was injured .. "hurry rush him to the hospital" those were the last words Arwin heard before he got unconscious.



9:30am

two ward boys talking "Have U seen Yeh mera india ?"

"no but they say it shows the reality of India, gonna watch it this week"


A body is rushed in, a man in his early 20s, unconscious and covered in blood. Hospital staff rushes to offer help.

The spark of humanity looks to be at its brightest.

Minutes later a VIP is brought in staff's allegiance changes ward boys on their toes doctors hovering over him like bees over honey. back to typical hindi movie's India. Dignitaries and police officials accompany him and binding their time to show their loyalty.



11 am

phone rings, "hello! ATS chief here ?"

"what! get the men ready, will be there in 20 minutes"

VIP: "who was that, doesnt he know you are with me ??"

"Something important came up, I will have to take your leave sir, Wish you get well soon"



1 pm

This is ria reporting for newsline, "The encounter is still going on. Two terrorist have been shot down. We have lost one brave soldier. "

"News just in, Our prime minister has decided to end all bilateral talks with the neighboring country untill further notice"



4 pm

Political experts : These are war like times , India needs to show maturity

NEWS headlines : Encounter over, 3 hours of stress, 4 terrorists shot down , India lost One brave soldier




6 pm

All nations have by now criticized the incident and praise the maturity India has shown in Its foreign policy not taking any frantic steps.

Social activists declare a nationwide peace march, political parties show ever seen before unity towards a cause.


A sarcastic yet valid remark," Everyone is just trying to hog the spotlight " goes unnoticed in “Vande mataram” , “Mera bharat mahaan” chants.



8 pm

Anil is back home. The day was tiring as usual , with the nationwide red alert things got even worse. Checking posts everywhere, Gloomy atmosphere scared faces was all he saw on the way back home.
He turn on the television



9 o'clock news is on

National Headlines:

* 4 terrorists killed by ATS in a 3 hour long encounter

* 1 soldier dead

* PM says not bilateral talks with neighbors

* Rest of the world offer support to India


Local headlines:

* VIP hospitalized, Stomach ache

* Car-Bike accident, bike rider declared dead in hospital

* traffic problems due to nationwide red-alert



Time to go to sleep!!

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Voice

Voice

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Year 1995

"Mommy, can I have some milk?"

"After this show, baby"

"But u always say! after the show"

"After the show"

Year 2009

14 years in the making ...

it was now an obsession... The ultimate revenge...

Now everyone hears her voice

No one tells her to wait

She is now a.........

RJ(Radio jockey)

If I were a baby again

If I were a baby again

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Year 1991 ;

Rohit to God - Please make me big and strong, life would be so easy then !


Year 2009 ;

Rohit to God - Please make me a baby again, life was so easy then !

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Hell can't freeze over

Hell can't freeze over

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Ever since I made it one of my long term goals to take over hell ... I have been doing some homework on it ... here i am sharing some interesting finds on this amusing topic ;

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives of heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? (google people google ! )

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.

Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

taken from here

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Top 21 Good Things about Hell

21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.

20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.

19. Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.

18. Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.

17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.

16. Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.

15. No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole's election chances.

14. Well, sure, it's hot, but it's a *dry* heat.

13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!

12. The surprisingly entertaining "Hitler and Kathie Lee Show."

11. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.

10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.

9. Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!

8. Big step up from Bakersfield.

7. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.

6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).

5. Now that you've followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.

4. 52 smmmmmokin' channels of Jim Carrey!

3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.

2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan's knee.

1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.

I just knew ....

I just knew ....

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Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

- William Shakespeare , Romeo and Juliet

I have seen the fair
I have seen the tall
I have seen the beautiful
I have seen them all

But this time was different

I know it wasn't a dream
I know its true, It has to be
you were there, I just saw you

Standing there, It felt so right
dozens must have passed, maybe hundred
but only one was in my sight

were you there ?, Did I really see you?
was it something too good to be true

I glanced and glanced again
just to make sure it wasn't a dream
Yes! it was true, you were there
those deep black eyes piercing through

I have heard the stories
I have read the muse
I have seen them ramble
I know their views

truly divine, yet so human
as if a dream, yet so real
It felt so shallow, just a cliche
I laughed, when I heard them say


"I saw this girl, the girl of my dreams"

But I was there, I saw you
They were right, now i know

there weren't any bells
there were no violins
a long blank stare
And I just knew .....

Double Tag ...

Double Tag ...

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In last few days I was tagged by avada kedavra and karthik
so here it goes

TAG #01 : Innocent… or Guilty?

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.

   1. Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
   2. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent.
   3. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent.
   4. Ever told a lie? Guilty.
   5. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.
   6. Kissed a picture? Guilty.
   7. Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty.
   8. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.
   9. Held a snake? Innocent.
  10. Been suspended from school? Innocent.
  11. Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
  12. Stolen from a store? Innocent.
  13. Been fired from a job? Innocent.
  14. Done something you regret? Guilty
  15. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty.
  16. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.
  17. Kissed in the rain? Innocent.
  18. Sat on a roof top? Guilty.
  19. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent.
  20. Sang in the shower? Guilty.
  21. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.
  22. Shaved your head? Innocent.
  23. Had a boxing membership? Innocent.
  24. Made a Girlfriend cry?Innocent.
  25. Been in a band? Innocent.
  26. Shot a gun? Innocent.
  27. Donated Blood? Innocent.
  28. Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.
  29. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.
  30. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.
  31. Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.
  32. Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty.
  33. Been too honest? Guilty.
  34. Ruined a surprise? Guilty.
  35. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.
  36. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.
  37. Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Innocent.
  38. Joined a pageant? Guilty.
  39. Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent.
  40. Had communication with your ex? Innocent.
  41. Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Guilty.
  42. Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty.

i am 19/42 guilty ... Majority rules, i am still innocent :P


TAG #02 : How DUMB are you?
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.



[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

so far : 10

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

so far : 12

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

so far : 15

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 17

 I am (17/37)*100 = 45.9459459% DUMB !
Majority rules am still not dumb enough to be actually declared DUMB

Now people any questions ??
         
About tagging others,
I am a really lazy fellow... so if you have read this, consider yourself tagged ! No  use hiding, i got an IP tracker n a stat counter(with in built visiting time tracker) measuring your every move. You have just been TAGGED!